Motions from the Philippines 6th National Debating Championship (Oct 24-29, 2004)

Round 1: That an effective population management program must include the 2-child policy.
Round 2: TH would exchange cash for disarmament by the Iraqi insurgents.
Round 3: TH would grant access to racist literature on campus.
Round 4: That a true European identity can only be formed through Turkey's accession into the EU.
Round 5: That fast food companies should be held liable for the problem of obesity.
Round 6: That Darfur justifies a Western presence in Africa.
Round 7: TH supports the re-regulation of the Philippine oil industry.
Octos: TH would grant asylum to US army deserters.
Quarters: That the UN should hire PMCs (Private Military Companies) for peacekeeping.
Semis: That secularism has failed to accommodate religious tradition.
Final: TH regrets the feminization of the Overseas Filipino Worker (OFW).

Jesus Christ, these Filipinos are insane. Cash for disarmament?!?!?! Yeah, I'm sure that's why Al-Zarqawi hasn't been turned in by his friends, despite the US$25 million on his head...